Not Enough Intelligence

You've probably seen these Brooke Shields commercials for "Latisse - the first and only FDA approved prescription treatment for inadequate or not enough eyelashes".

This product is for people too stupid to know what "inadequate" means.

The Life-Cycle of an Artist

When an artist is in his productive prime, creating his works of greatest genius, he can become so consumed by the act of expressing his point of view that he no longer has time to take it all in. Having thus expended himself, he no longer has anything new to say, and his work can devolve into narcissistic self-reference.

For example, all this blogging is taking away from my porn-time.

Military Service

Did you know that female soldiers aren't actually allowed to serve in combat roles?

What?

Then why the fuck are in they in the Army, to suck the men's cocks? click "Read more" to continue....

Say NO To Abstinence

I'm not opposed to the teaching of abstinence in schools; either way, I can't get these 15-year-olds to fuck me.  But abstinence only?  How many semesters does that unit last?

"OK class, the test has twenty-seven questions, and the answer to all of them is 'NO'."

"I'm not going to have sex until I'm married. I can guarantee it." - Bristol Palin

Recreation

If you see a guy standing alone, out on the ice, hunched over a hole doing some ice-fishing, and he doesn't have a hut, a radio, or even a bucket to sit on, what would be more pathetic:  if he was doing it for food or for fun?

Today I saw that ice fisher while out for a bike ride around Lake Wingra.  Each day I either go biking or running; while you might say I spend my leisure time literally going in circles, I've also recently purchased a treadmill.

For awhile I was thinking about doing a marathon because its such a great challenge.  I thought it would make me feel like a winner if I could overcome an obstacle that I'd placed in front of myself.  If I invent imaginary problems that I'm able to solve, I become heroic.

They say its not the destination that's important, its the journey and the lessons that you learn along the way.  If I've learned any lessons, or gained any insight, it's that I'm probably wasting my fucking life.

Dude, that guy is totally ripped.

Turn Back Time

DVRs have utterly transformed the way we watch TV.  Today I was doing a bunch of stomach crunches while watching PTI.  I got caught up in what Tony was saying and lost count of the reps.  Suddenly, I realized I could press rewind to see how many I'd done.

Then I realized that I probably smoked too much weed during college.  This is not a joke, and although someday I might be able to laugh about it, by that time, it will be because of the dementia.

There are some things you can't undo.

Realness

This is about 15 years too late, but aren't we all getting sick of suburban white kids who co-opt Korean culture? click "Read more" to continue....