Say NO To Abstinence

I'm not opposed to the teaching of abstinence in schools; either way, I can't get these 15-year-olds to fuck me.  But abstinence only?  How many semesters does that unit last?

"OK class, the test has twenty-seven questions, and the answer to all of them is 'NO'."

"I'm not going to have sex until I'm married. I can guarantee it." - Bristol Palin