Freedom!

Conservatives are always complaining about "Big-Government" taking away their freedoms.  These encroachments on freedom include:

• Taxes
• Regulation of corporations
• Separation of church and state
  
• Poor people having health care
  

Meanwhile, these same conservatives are up in arms anytime someone:

• Smokes a bowl
• Has gay sex
• Lights a piece of cloth on fire
  
• Criticizes a conservative politician

"If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations, then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media." - Sarah Palin

These conservatives disapprove of anyone who's not a buttoned-down, church-going, flag-waving conformist.  The one form of self-expression worth protecting is having more money than everyone else.

Roman Abramovich

Larry Ellison

Paul Allen

Oh yeah, and this:

Decked out in full-on camouflage hunting gear, Nugent wielded two machine guns while raging, “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary,” he continued. “You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.” Nugent summed up his eloquent speech by screaming “freedom!” - Rolling Stone