When I hear them talk about how apes attack their enemies, when they describe how the first thing the ape does is tear the person's genitals off, my cock and balls experience psychosomatic sympathy pains. This only seems to happen with the gonads; when I hear about a guy getting hit in the head with a tire iron, I don't all of a sudden get a migraine. This is because, like the ape, my cock and balls instinctively know what's important in life.
What the FUCK?? Where's the new posts??
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