Heroes Welcome

If a man's caught in public, having sex with himself, he's a disgrace.
If a man's caught in public, having sex with a woman, he's a hero.

If a woman's caught in public, having sex with a man, she's a disgrace.
If a woman's caught in public, having sex with herself, that'd be a first, like Oscar-winner Kathryn Bigelow.

Heroes Welcome.