Celebrity Sperm Bank

If you were forced to raise the illegitimate son of some male celebrity, and the guy was going to be totally out of the picture, what celebrity's kid would you want to raise?

 Women love this guy, but its possible that men like him even more.  He's handsome, cool, and has good taste. 

James Blake might be a good choice, he's a professional tennis player, he went to Harvard, he's handsome (although I'm not partial to him), and he seems like an all-around decent guy. 

Then there's Larry David, he's un-athletic, unattractive, and sort of an asshole, but I'd probably choose his kid over anyone else's.  What does that say about my values?  Maybe it just means his kid would be one of the few I'd actually feel superior to, like a father's supposed to.