Unrealistic Expectations

Every once in a while, Joachim Noah takes the rubberband out of his hair so he can fuss around with his locks and rearrange his ponytail.  It's fucking disgusting.

As with all feelings, one can only speculate as to their real cause, but in this case it seems like what's happening is this:  I'm so used to seeing these primping motions performed by a female that I subconsciously expect him to be a woman.  He's a reasonably good-looking guy, but utterly repulsive as a chick.

 Joachim in his normal context.