Wednesday, January 27, 2010

That Full Feeling

Apparently there's been this cooking show called Nigella Feasts, and it stars what is probably the hottest fat woman on TV other than Joan Holloway.  I stumbled across it one morning before work and almost ended up undoing the shower I'd just taken.  Instead I DVR'ed it.  The episode was called "Solitary Sensations".

Joan Holloway

vs
Nigella Lawson

This show's been denounced as food porn by many health advocates; they say this in part because the food is shot like a nice set of fat tits.  Nigella happens to have some of those, and they're showcased quite prominently as she sensually moans while savoring the food.  Its no joke, this is a cooking show that you might very well (have already) jerk(ed) off to.

But ultimately the porn is for the ladies.  As with a lot of girl fantasies, there has to be some back story, some emotional rationale for the indulgence.  With this show, the indulgence is indeed the food, and the back story is "see, curvaceous women can be sexy too...why not stuff my fat fucking face?"

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