Saturday, May 22, 2010

Consider The Source

I believe yoga is good for you, and I believe eating organic is good for you.  I believe doing both of those things is the smart choice to make.

But anytime someone who's really into yoga or eating organic gives me health advice, I'll automatically tune them out, because I'll assume that person is a fucking yahoo.

I guess, in many ways, Christianity is also good for you, but I'll never listen to a word of advice from any of those nut-jobs, unless it's one of the ones who's a recovering drug addict, or maybe an ex-con.  Those guys seem like they've really got things figured out.

 Ah, sure thing, lady...I think I'm going to go listen to that heroin addict...

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