Gotta Pay The Bills, Vol. 2

We couldn't exactly foresee the backlash incurred as a result of our initial fund-raising initiative; just to reiterate: the opinions expressed on those bumper stickers do not represent the views or opinions of Trivial Pursuit: The Blog, they were merely offered, for sale, as a means to finance the website.  So while we don't feel like we should have to apologize, we will, if only to silence your whinging cries.  As an additional gesture of good faith, we propose the following, more female-friendly, business ideas as a means for funding the blog.

They can't all be a night to remember; the selective woman uses Selecta, the morning-after memory inhibitor.  Take Selecta, to turn regrettable into forgettable.  Selecta, because that one shouldn't count.

Alright, ladies, we all know the only reason you have female "friends" is so you can get together and talk shit about other women behind their backs.  Well, fuck those jealous bitches, who needs friends when you've got the Magic H8 Ball!  Just shake the Magic H8 Ball, then see what hilarious insult  comes up next:

• Yeah, that outfit's appropriate...in a whore house!
• OK, does she paint her make up on with a roller, or is it just like one big kabuki mask that she bought at a flea market.
• OK, maybe if I distract them with my boobs, they won't notice I'm ugly.
• OK, that shirt is really tight, but like, not tight enough to smooth out her rolls.
• She thinks she's all that but her boobs are all fat.
• That dress would've been really hip....three seasons ago!

For the final fund-raising idea, we're looking to fill an entry level position in a promising new business venture, and in keeping with the spirit of the moment, we'll give strong preference to female applicants.  With any fledgling enterprise, the key is to get the customer hooked early, and a great way to do so is by offering a free sample of your exciting new product.  This attention-grabbing technique is used everywhere from the grocery store to the rock spot; its time to bring the idea of "exciting and new" to the world's oldest profession.  "Blowjobs:  First 2 Minutes Are FREE!  (each additional minute $500)"