No Homo

From Sunday's episode of Meet the Press:

David Gregory:  "What do you say, General?  Should gays and lesbians be allowed to serve openly in the military?" 

General David Patraeus:  "Well I'll provide that, again, uh, on uh Capitol Hill, if-if asked at that time uh."

In other words, if Capitol Hill don't ask, Patraeus don't tell.  To be fair, like most other soldiers, he's probably worried that if he comes out in support of gays, he might get called a fag.

 

Is there gonna be a badge for being heterosexual? Cuz I don't want any homo's hittin' on me, I wouldn't be flattered by the attention or anything...