High on Yourself

When people quit smoking, they switch to Nicorette and carrot sticks.  When they quit heroin, they use methadone instead.  But sometimes it seems like the most common replacement drug is self-absorption; you have these recovering addicts on the TV and the radio, going on and on, with their drugs and their problems; it often seems like they're glad to have an excuse for all the attention.

If narcissism is the replacement-drug for addiction, whats the replacement-drug for narcissism?

Probably heroin.

 

He probably got that tattoo because he thinks of himself as the bright, blazing orange center of the universe.