Low Standards

There's a Hampton Inn commercial where they brag about how they wash the sheets for each new guest.  Holy shit, all this time I'd been taking that for granted, now I'm wondering if I don't have (as yet asymptomatic (benign?)) crabs from a Quality Inn...I can almost feel them crawling on my nutsack.  Either this is a very ill-conceived commercial or I have to reconsider the whole concept of hotels.  It would be like if Denny's said they don't reuse food, of if a guy came on to girl by saying he showers on occasion. 

That slogan seems oddly sexual.  Hampton, I just wanted a place to crash, I didn't want to sleep with you, so please fuck off.